There once was a girl who went out with her friends.
They danced and they drank and they held out till the end.

… That night the club nicknamed her, “Chris with the Tits”
And every man said they could satisfy her bits.

But Chris with the Tits and Meg would have none of that,
So she left with her new girlfriend, sweeping the men under the mat.

Bahahaha. I am a poet. No biggie.